After a troubling turn of events in Canton, Ohio, on August 9th, authorities have reported the spread of a new epidemic around the country. While there is not yet any kind of cure, medical officials are calling this a fever. [...]
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We come into this world laughing. Any parent can tell you about the joy of babies laughing, for no known reason save the joy of it. As children age, they keep on laughing: on average, kids laugh 300 times a day. Yet the older we get, the less we laugh. The average adult laughs 15 times a day — a 95% reduction from the carefree days of childhood. [...] Coming up with ideas for gifts can be very hard sometimes. Especially if it is for people you don’t know too well, so you have no idea of their interests and what they might consider practical and useful. In this situation many people would start looking for something that will appeal to themselves, which can be completely opposite from what the recipient might enjoy. [...] I am all for human type people exercising their horrible motoring privileges, but really, some human type people should not have a license! That is what makes me mad. These morons get a driver’s license (from a gumball machine I’m guessing) and then hit the highway, wreaking havoc and making the good wanna be highway warriors nuts. Now, there are a bunch of different “horrible wanna be highway warriors,” but there are some that just really take the cake. I have listed my top ten horrible driver types. You may have your own top ten list, but these are the things that just really gripe my cookie. The Cell Phone Cruisers,Don’t you just want to yell at these human type people, “Hang up and drive!”? These “Cell Phone Cruisers” are so busy gabbing on their cell phones that other people just don’t have time to pay attention to all that horrible motoring stuff. So while other people are yakking away, other people are meandering into other lanes, going very slow, randomly braking for no reason and generally being a highway hazard. [...] I am all for human type people exercising their bad driving privileges, but really, some human type people should not have a license! That is what makes me mad. These morons get a driver’s license (from a gumball machine I’m guessing) and then hit the road, wreaking havoc and making the good wanna be road hogs nuts. Now, there are a bunch of different “bad wanna be road hogs,” but there are some that just really take the cake. I have listed my top ten bad driver types. You may have your own top ten list, but these are the things that just really gripe my cookie. The Cell Phone Cruisers,Don’t you just want to yell at these human type people, “Hang up and drive!”? These “Cell Phone Cruisers” are so busy gabbing on their cell phones that they just don’t have time to pay attention to all that bad driving stuff. So while they are yakking away, they are meandering into other lanes, going very slow, randomly braking for no reason and generally being a road hazard. [...] 1. Joe Horn’s cell phone celebration is probably my favorite NFL TD celebration of all time. After scoring a TD, Horn lifted the goal post padding while teammate Michael Lewis delivered Horn a cell phone from underneath the padding. This cell phone was buried beneath the padding of the goal post, so this was all pre-planned! Horn then proceeded to stage a call on the phone, resulting in a $30,000 fine and a 15-yard penalty. [...] When most people think of Gumby, they are taken back to a time frame in their childhood. For most people this evokes happy thoughts and memories. A time when there were not responsibilities, no stress, no worries, just a happy, carefree life. One might remember watching him on cartoons on Saturday mornings, or, if you are younger, watching reruns on cable. [...] If Congress hasn’t thought of it, give them enough time; they will. Ban it, I say, ban it. Ban bikini underwear. Now before all of you go getting bent out of shape over the statement, let me give you a fuller explanation. [...] In today’s marvelous world of technology there are tons of software packages out there to help the property management business. The products can be expensive or cheap and have tons of bells and whistles or come with barely any features. Most big property management companies today use computers and software to help monitor and keep track of tenants, bills, and collections to help the business run smoothly. If you are a property manager its probably your job to pick the new software, but which one should you choose? [...] Stress is staple part of our life. It is impossible to get rid of it completely. Also, it is necessary have some amount of stress in life. Researchers have proved that some amount of stress is good for everyone to keeping yourself strong mentally and physically. But high level of stress can negatively affect you health. It can even lead to depression which is one of the most dreaded diseases according to doctors. [...] |
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